Constitutional Directives of Spuncksides Promotion Production LLC and Bangs and Hammers
Governed under the Divine Nature of Absolute Authority
"Let this constitutional declaration serve as the enduring foundation upon which all operational, financial, and moral responsibilities shall be governed. From this doctrine flows all ethical sovereignty and divine entrepreneurial order, ensuring prosperity and stewardship through every syndication, retrofit, and community engagement undertaken."
Article I – Sovereign Purpose and Vision
The founding intent of Spuncksides Promotion Production LLC is to serve as a divinely inspired catalyst for generational wealth through eco-conscious investment. Bangs and Hammers, its marketing arm, is the active voice and strategic outreach mechanism that shall broadcast this mission worldwide.
- To uphold fiduciary trust and legacy-building strategies as a sacred duty.
- To reinvest into community infrastructure through sustainable energy, retrofit housing, and smart city design.
- To operate as a sovereign syndicator of faith-led capital through hybrid REIT investment portfolios.
Article II – Divine Authority and Organizational Leadership
Alvin E. Johnson, under the principles of divine governance, is recognized as the Founder, Visionary Architect, and Supreme Director of Strategic Authority. All managerial and structural decisions shall flow in alignment with the organizational hierarchy as represented in the official business plan chart.
All subsidiaries, including Black Lion Regal LLC, shall function as holding and fiduciary arms subordinate to the greater strategic vision.
Article III – Departmental Structure and Operational Oversight
Each division within Spuncksides shall be operated as a modular unit, accountable to the divine standard of ethical excellence and transparent performance. Departments shall include:
- Real Estate Syndications and Smart Home Retrofits
- Event Planning, Mini Quarterly Support Services, and Mobile Engagement
- Marketing, Legal, Financial Auditing, and Security Oversight
- Community and Youth Services, Volunteer Coordination, and Vendor Relations
Article IV – Financial Doctrine and Investment Stewardship
Capital deployment shall honor the stewardship of funds through:
- Pooling resources for eco-investment via hybrid syndication REITs
- Disbursing funds into operationally designated accounts by department
- Maintaining a minimum projected ROI of 15.4% in 2025 with annual growth reaching over 21% by 2029
- Transparent documentation of all investor cash flow, expense allocation, and ROI returns
Article V – Community Engagement and Kingdom Economy
Spuncksides shall operate with the belief that social capital and spiritual alignment drive economic upliftment:
- Quarterly mini events, youth services, and volunteer-led programs shall be conducted across the state
- All services shall promote family, faith, sustainability, and education for underserved communities
- The Bangs and Hammers Blog shall serve as a living gospel of opportunity for grassroots investors
Article VI – Exit Sovereignty and Succession Planning
All exits, mergers, or buyer transitions shall uphold the sovereign mandate of transparency, legacy protection, and brand fidelity.
- Valuation shall be based on audited records and 10% annual growth metrics
- Exit options may include acquisition, investor buyout, or merger with legacy-aligned firms
- All brand assets including the Bangs and Hammers platform shall remain protected under federal copyright and fiduciary trust
Ratification and Eternal Ordinance
This constitution is irrevocably established as the spiritual and operational law governing all present and future activity under the Spuncksides and Bangs and Hammers name.
Given and sealed by Alvin E. Johnson under divine guidance and executive foresight.